FAQ You:

Who the hell are you people?
Our names are Adam, Don, Matt, Patrick, Vaughn, and Zach.

No, idiot, I mean what do you do?
Well, jerkoff, that's an enirely different question. We are a small company who writes shows for the stage and for the screen. And by "screen" I mean computer monitor. If you are rich and would like to back us in a 6.7 million dollar movie venture please send us an email. We are most likely perfoming in said shows. We will pretty much do whatever we think is fun/worthwhile. If that answer doesn't satisfy you, try the wordy, serious one. Pedant.

What's with the name "Reel Badd Productions"?
The "founding members" originally produced a documentary on life backstage in a dance concert. The name was meant to be gloriously cliché. Turns out that in addition to being gloriously cliché, it was a good name too, so we kept it.

Wait, you said "stage" earlier. Doesn't "reel" refer to screen only?
Yes it does. Reel Badd Productions is the parent company to Real Badd Productions, which deals in live performance. The members of Real Badd Productions are Adam, Don, Matt, Patrick, Vaughn, and Zach.

Isn't that just everybody in Reel Badd Productions?
Boy, nothing gets by you.

So where can I catch a show of yours?
Right now, nowhere. We will eventually get our videos online, but that will take a bit of time. As for Real Badd Productions, we are preparing our newly finished script for production. When that will be going up is still a mystery.

All you have now is a website?
Yes. That, and footage of Don's bare ass hanging out of the back of a jockstrap. Well, other footage too, but that's just fun to mention.

What do all the buttons above do?
The house or home button will take you to our main page.
The question mark took you here, in case you forgot.
The blue and white box is supposed to be a calendar, so figure that one out.
The eyeball takes you to movies/visual stuff of ours.
The ear takes you to audible stuff of ours.
The letter gives our contact information.
The thought bubble takes you to our Thought of the Day.
The milk button takes you to our members' area.

What's in the members' area?
Access to all our blogs including ALL previous thoughts of the day. There is also stuff that won't display on other pages unless you are logged in.

Why is that one a milk button?
Why not?

Okay... Who can become a member?
Anyone with an email address.

Oh. So you guys sell people's email addresses!
No. And we will never sell your email addresses. Unless we get like a million dollars or all-you-can-eat at Taco Bell for life. Then we'd sell your email addresses instantly. But that's less than likely.

Oh... (silence)
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So... um, what's your favorite color?
Purple. Bet you thought, "red."